Coltness Chess and Lap Dance Club
Last Sessions Club Championship Winners
Premier Competition
The Premier Competition had a massive 182 entrants. A spectacular final round victory saw Nigel retain the club championship trophy for a third year.
Winner: Nigel Shortly 8.5 / 10
Prize: A one week Caribbean Cruise for two.
Grading Prize: Casa Belanka 5 / 10
Prize: A Weekend City Break
Reserve Competition
The reserve competition, run for lower graded players, saw a splendid 5 points out of 10 for ungraded new member Rab Fisher. This qualifies Rab to enter the Premier Competition this year - good luck. Rob received the new silver cup to sit upon his mantlepiece.
Winner: Robert Sole 8 / 10
Prize: Antique Chess Set
Grading Prize: Rab Fischer 5 / 10
Prize: One year's free club membership
Lap Dancing Championship
With an amazing eighty four entries the decision this year was more difficult than ever before. After much deliberation the judges announced joint winners - each will receive an all expenses paid weekend shopping spree.
Winners:
Victoria Principles & Li Wong
Victoria Li
Victoria and Li have just produced their own Lap Dance Video - As well as showing the two girls perform it also includes lessons and tips for any aspiring lap dancer. Details coming soon.
This Sessions Club Championship
Entry forms will be sent to all members shortly.
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