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notmensa are proud to award the following members with honorary professorships for their outstanding contributions to the society:

 
Professorship in Flatulencology
Stephanie Smith England
Amie Highero Spain

Professorship in Nonsology

Douglas Brown Scotland
Hans Supp Denmark

Professorship in Thingamybobbiology

Will Knot Australia
Nicky Gearfraeshops Spain
Tom McNaught Scotland

Professorship in Ecofiendemy

Pastor Isedcreem England
Dharam Chand Scotland
Graham Smith Scotland
Professorship in Thoughtlessness
Betha Cartell France
Professorship in Homecleanlinessology
Dirk Bowwatter USA
Walt Carlson USA

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.

 

   

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