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Your free,
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online IQ
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Thank you for taking
our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your
intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and
character.
Provided
your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free
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| Score |
13.132456 % |
| I.Q. |
21
(Medically, you have a brain but have yet been
unable to find a use for it )
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| Personality |
Compared to a shrimp you are highly intelligent.
Compared to slugs and snails you are moronically stupid. However, you can
be caring and charming and at times even capable of talking without
dribbling. |
| Self Esteem |
You love yourself more than you love
anyone else. This is probable just as well,
for other people find it intolerable being in your company for more than 2
micro-fortnights. |
| Emotional |
You tend to become angry whenever you
do not get your way and often fight with inanimate objects. |
| Honesty |
You are completely trustworthy -
nobody as stupid as you has the intelligence for deception. |
| Other Traits |
Wets the bed as you are too stupid to
know that that dull ache in the lower region is the bodies signal that you
need to pee.
Incapable of concentrating for enough time to
read this sentence. |
| Disorders |
Has a tendency to fall over through
lack of concentration.
Incapable of sex - nobody would get that close to
you.
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| Career Suitability |
Priest
Lawyer
Down and Out |
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| notmensa
membership |
Superb!!! Well Done!!!
You are an ideal candidate for exclusive free
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Disclaimer:
Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats
or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members.
This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the
skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do
however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights
and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not
Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence
– however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from
the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be
stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass
on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th
party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve
the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and
pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the
right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these
modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions
regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored –
unless incredibly funny.
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