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Your free,
personalised "notmensa
online IQ
test for dummies" results.
Thank you for taking
our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your
intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and
character.
Provided
your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free
lifetime membership of notmensa
and access to all the benefits and privileges
that this elitist interplanetary society provides. |
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| Score |
76.16 % |
| I.Q. |
85
(Medically, you are only using certain parts of
your brain effectively - the parts which control your sexual desires and
liking for chocolate.)
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| Personality |
You have an acceptable personality -
most forms of low life find you acceptable. More discerning creatures,
such as mammals find you loathsome. |
| Self Esteem |
You have a tendency towards fantasy
which allows you to delude yourself into believing that you are
intelligent, likeable and attractive. You are wrong. |
| Emotional |
Life terrifies you so you shut it out
and live in an egocentric world where the main social contact you have is
with other passengers on the train to work. |
| Honesty |
You do not know the meaning of honesty
- in fact there are only about one hundred words that you really
understand. |
| Other Traits |
You often talk to yourself and become
angry at the answers..
You are kind to dumb animals for you are on the
same intellectual plane. |
| Disorders |
Over possessive.
Phobia of heights, death, living and the colour
green.
You really need to do something about your oral
hygiene.
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| Career Suitability |
Part time Santa Clause.
Antarctic Explorer
Manure Mixer |
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| notmensa
membership |
As your I.Q. is 85 you are a border line case for exclusive free
membership to notmensa.
However, we have decided to allow you membership. Please go to the application page. |
Disclaimer:
Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats
or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members.
This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the
skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do
however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights
and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not
Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence
– however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from
the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be
stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass
on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th
party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve
the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and
pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the
right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these
modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions
regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored –
unless incredibly funny.
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