|
@
Introduction to notMensa
@ notmensa
information
@ take the IQ test
@
spelling test
@
maths test
@ is
your pet smarter than you?
@ intellectual
stuff
@ honorary
professors
@ membership application
@
Friends of notMENSA
Sites
for the simpleminded
Posters & T-Shirts
Marry
an Ugly Millionaire
Insane
Humour
Weird
eBay
Funny
Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Bizarre
Webcam
Ghost Pictures
| |
|
Your free,
personalised "notmensa
online IQ
test for dummies" results.
Thank you for taking
our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your
intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and
character.
Provided
your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free
lifetime membership of notmensa
and access to all the benefits and privileges
that this elitist interplanetary society provides. |
| |
| Score |
92.5 % |
| I.Q. |
142
( Well above average - not bad for someone who
otherwise is dull and ignorant )
|
| Personality |
Although exceptionally intelligent you
are exceptionally boring. this is why you are shunned by normal people. |
| Self Esteem |
You mistake other people's repulsion
as respect. As a result you consider yourself to be popular. Your egotism
will crumble when you realise that you are an exceptionally clever moron. |
| Emotional |
You tend to fall in love with people
you glimpse in the street. Due to your egotism you believe that they love
you too (even though they didn't even see you) Subsequently you sit by the
phone, somehow expecting them to track you down and plead with you to
marry them. |
| Honesty |
You are a complete scoundrel. |
| Other Traits |
You love love and would do anything to have a
relationship with someone of the opposite sex - no matter how hideous they
looked.. |
| Disorders |
You have a latent fear for the letter
X. Now that it has been pointed out you will never read a book again.
You are masturbating incorrectly.
|
| Career Suitability |
Dictator of a small communist country.
Hypnotist
Crash Test Dummy |
| |
|
| notmensa
membership |
Sorry!!!
You are far too intelligent to join notmensa.
So piss off. |
Disclaimer:
Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats
or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members.
This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the
skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do
however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights
and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not
Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence
– however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from
the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be
stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass
on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th
party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve
the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and
pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the
right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these
modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions
regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored –
unless incredibly funny.
| |
The Little Book of
Stress :
Packed with practical
suggestions that will raise your blood pressure, stoke up that tension and drive
you totally crazy!
Buy Info :
U.K.
U.S.
Germany
France
Canada
Japan
India
Click
here to see others.
|
