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Your free,
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Thank you for taking
our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your
intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and
character.
Provided
your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free
lifetime membership of notmensa
and access to all the benefits and privileges
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| Score |
100 % |
| I.Q. |
198
( You are a genius, and have hidden talents
which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )
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| Personality |
You are very humble and unassuming. As
a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below
your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform
a Supernova Computer. |
| Self Esteem |
Being unaware of your incredible
intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of
being a manic depressive. |
| Emotional |
due to your high intelligence you are
an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are) |
| Honesty |
You are an outstanding member of
society. |
| Other Traits |
Hidden talents that would make you excel in any
field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will
simultaneously become famed in every undertaking. |
| Disorders |
Incapable of appreciating your own
brilliance.
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| Career Suitability |
President
Artist
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God |
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| notmensa
membership |
Sorry!!!
You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa.
So sod off - we don't want your sort in our
society! |
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