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@ is your pet smarter than you? Sites for the simpleminded
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notmensa - are you stupid enough to exchange links?
Welcome to the notmensa interplanetary website link exchange page. Below are a few people who have been foolish enough to exchange links with our website
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notmensa - because even the dumb can create websites By exchanging links with notmensa you will become parts of an interplanetary group of witless individuals who each have an IQ of less than 85.
notmensa where idiots swap links
If you wish to have your website featured on , please send us the URL where you have added the following code: <a href="http://www.mockery.org/notmensa"><b>notMENSA - Society for the stupid</b> The link will look like this: notMENSA - Society for the stupid
notmensa the place where pretentious fools with websites hang out
Warning: Taking an IQ test can be damaging to your low self esteem. Never undertake an i.q. test without consulting your psychiatrist. Anyone under the age of 18 or over 60 should, under no circumstance, take more than one IQ test per week. Village idiots are permitted to take two intelligence tests per day, after meals. notmensa members can take up to 16 test per hour with no effect to their comatose mental state. Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.
Membership Benefits : NONE
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