notmensa
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notmensa - because even the dumb and the ignorant are geniuses
History In 1993 John Smythe-Smythe applied for membership for an elitist club for intellectuals. Having studied for months for the entrance exam he was devastated at being refused membership on the grounds that he was stupid. Rather than committing suicide, as many dejected and rejected people do, John used his disappointment fruitfully. Within a year he had established a society for the hard of thought - notmensa. At first getting members was difficult as most eligible men and women were too stupid to be able to fill in even the simplest application form. However, with the rapid growth of the internet more and more moronic, dim-witted people were spending countless hours surfing the internet in a feeble attempt to add meaning to their miserable existences. as more and more simpletons stumbled across the notmensa website membership rose exponentially. Now in its 10th year notmensa has over 250,000 members across 102 different countries.
What do notmensa offer? Amongst other services we offer: Free I.Q. tests Free online personality tests Comprehensive tests of nonverbal intelligence achievement Online intelligence tests Personality disorder tests Guinea pig intelligence tests Psychometric tests of intelligence Slosson intelligence test Kaufman brief intelligence test Universal nonverbal intelligence test Emotional intelligence tests Intelligence quotient test
Consider Joining notmensa Take the online IQ test for idiots and discover just how stupid you really are. Then, provided you are senseless enough to qualify, apply on line for free membership.
Keep in touch To receive dumb stuff by email join or email list and visit our forum and participate in moronic discussions with other idiots.
Discussion Forum Visit our online forum and discuss trivia with other stupid people.
notmensa because intelligence is relative
Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.
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