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notmensa - where truth and insanity merge

 

notmensa  believe that truth and reality are a product of unintelligent thought and debate. Consequentially we encourage members to become involved in topical topics and apply themselves to the altruistic cause of bringing unreasoned reality to this chaotic world. The following hypothesis are currently under consideration by our members.   Join the debate by submitting a thesis of not less than 100 words on any of the topics. (  After joining notmensa send contributions to notmensasociety (at) yahoo.co.uk )  The best thesis will be added to the website and the most original contributors will be awarded an Honorary Professorship of notmensa  Click on a hypothesis to see contributions.
1	The World is flat.
2	The sum of any two numbers is a variable which is dependant on gravitational forces.
3	Writing black on black makes words difficult to read
	Time travels backwards
4	Men are more stupid than women and thus make better politicians.

notmensa - playground to the sycophantic

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  Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.

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