Duck!!
As a lad my mates and I,
Played chicken on motorway lanes,
But that was dull, so now we play,
Duck with aeroplanes.
Boo
I saw a ghost,
It saw me too,
I screamed in fear,
When it cried booooooooooooo.
I saw I ghost,
Walk through a wall,
I ran in fright,
To the local mall.
(where I bought two skirts and a pair of trousers.)
Target Practice.
I've just shot my mother,
Now that may seem strange,
But I'd just bought a gun,
And she was in my range.
Santa
Santa came to my house,
And gave me all his toys,
But I know that he's not,
Visiting other girls and boys,
'Cos I shot the old bastard.
Easter Egg
There once was an egg,
With only one leg,
But it did have a passion,
For smashin'.
