| Casino joke - playing
roulette
A man was
walking along a lonely beach. Suddenly he heard a deep voice commands,
‘Dig.’
He looks around:
but there’s nobody's about. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he
hears the voice again: ‘I said, dig.’
So he starts to
dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a
small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice
says: ‘Open.’
The man finds a
rock and smashes the lock,. When the chest is finally open, he sees a
huge hoard of gold coins.
The deep voice
says: ‘Go to the casino’
The man jumps in
his car and drives the few miles to the nearest casino.
The deep voice
says: ‘Roulette.’
So he changes
all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the
tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice
says: ‘42’
The man places
the whole lot on number 42. The roulette table nearly erupts with
excitement. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball spins
round and around and around then eventually stops on number 41.
‘SHIT!’ snapped
the deep voice.
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